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(A family has just finished their dinner. The mother excused herself to sleep early. But father and son decided to have a chat)
The boy asked his father,
"Dad, you said you are a great scientist, can I ask you some questions?"
"Sure, my boy!"
"You told me Elisha just disappeared into the sky. Do you think there is any scientific explanation for that?"
"Young man, that is rapture and nothing more, not science!"
"Is it not possible for the alien moving around in the UFO to have grabbed him and took him to another planet?"
(The father laughed; shrugged off the reply)
"O.k. Any other question?"
"How did the Jesus' mother Mary, got impregnated by the holy spirit without 'canal' sex?"
"Common, my boy, that is not a science matter but religious besides you are too young to sex talks"
"Dad! Have you forgotten that biology teaches all that? Just answer my question."
"Well, I think it was just divine intervention!"
"As for me, I think the holy spirit just bluetoothed the semen into her while Joseph helped to open the hymen to easy delievery. What do you think Dad?"
"I think you must drop sciences for the humanities!!"